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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGMCkuqL9IcM%26feature%3Dyoutu.be&feature=youtu.be&v=GMCkuqL9IcM&gl=US

Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

suvlako wrote:
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGMCkuqL9IcM%26feature%3Dyoutu.be&feature=youtu.be&v=GMCkuqL9IcM&gl=US

Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green


No worky?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://m.youtube.com/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGMCkuqL9IcM%26feature%3Dyoutu.be&feature=youtu.be&v=GMCkuqL9IcM&gl=US

Try this one or youtube "shit cyclists say"

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMCkuqL9IcM

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ugh I hate Grape!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Me: My coach told me not to go over zone 2 today...

Bigworm: Look at that guy with the hairy legs...

Me: I'm trying to lose weight this season...

Bigworm: Does one of my legs look longer than the other?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Also they left out a few like

1. How much do those shoes weigh
2. Are those sunglasses carbon
3. do they sell these GU packs in lighter sizes
4. How many vents does your helmet have
5. I was just riding along

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

And what about...

1. Are using clinchers?
2. You should try Chris Carmichael.
3. Wheelsucking is for pu$$ies!!
4. Wheelsucking is a legitimate tactic.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That one is pretty good, but I like this one better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW7xzBC-qa0
 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

John wrote:
That one is pretty good, but I like this one better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW7xzBC-qa0


That's what it's like "Riding with Suvlako" Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

bigworm wrote:
Also they left out a few like

1. How much do those shoes weigh
2. Are those sunglasses carbon
3. do they sell these GU packs in lighter sizes
4. How many vents does your helmet have
5. I was just riding along
someone has been hanging out with roadie.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:12 am Reply with quote Back to top

bigworm wrote:
Also they left out a few like

1. How much do those shoes weigh
2. Are those sunglasses carbon
3. do they sell these GU packs in lighter sizes
4. How many vents does your helmet have
5. I was just riding along


Ya know, I bought some sunnies the other day on theclymb.com, 40 bucks reduced from almost 160, and I just noticed the ARMS ARE CARBON!!!
Begs the questions: How much faster can I expect to ride now? Should I worry about catastrophic failure? Will chicks ignore my other defects and be blinded by the fact I have CARBON ARMS ON ME SUNNIES!?!?
(God I must be getting old, it takes so little to excite me now...)

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

rockerc wrote:
bigworm wrote:
Also they left out a few like

1. How much do those shoes weigh
2. Are those sunglasses carbon
3. do they sell these GU packs in lighter sizes
4. How many vents does your helmet have
5. I was just riding along


Ya know, I bought some sunnies the other day on theclymb.com, 40 bucks reduced from almost 160, and I just noticed the ARMS ARE CARBON!!!
Begs the questions: How much faster can I expect to ride now? Should I worry about catastrophic failure? Will chicks ignore my other defects and be blinded by the fact I have CARBON ARMS ON ME SUNNIES!?!?
(God I must be getting old, it takes so little to excite me now...)


Definitely worry about the chicks.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:25 am Reply with quote Back to top

Yep- totally worry about the throngs of ladies being drawn to your carbon armed "sunnies" (you British types have funny words) like magnets to steel.

Good luck!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:22 am Reply with quote Back to top

Those are fun, but this is for real:
http://www.velominati.com/blog/the-rules/

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